It wasn't my idea to host a house guest, but as I am a lady with refined manners and pristine decorum, I consider it my duty to be a model host. It is for this reason and this reason alone that I have made a choice to share my ham.
Ta ta,
Sweetie P.
P.S. Do you think I'm pretty?
Ham is so delicious, you're very generous, just like a Lady should be ;)
ReplyDeleteSweetie, I am learning so much from your life lessons!
lv C
(yes, sooooo pretty!)
I am very generous, you are right.
ReplyDeleteIf you keep reading, you will learn so much more. Wait until I talk about my boyfriends.