Dear readers,
I have important news to share. Seems like there is hope for the future, after all.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/bo-obama-receives-visiting-dognitaries-from-furugu,31075/
Your welcome!
Ta ta,
Sweetie
P.S. Thanks to my loyal fan for the tip.
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Monday, January 28, 2013
Down and Out
Dear loyal readers and committed fans,
I feel it is my duty to confess about an unfortunate situation. Since I have been transported to this secret and undisclosed location, I have had to make several visits to the doctor's office. While I confidently report that as of today I am in tip top shape, since I arrived here, that has not always been the case. In the middle of November, I had to undergo a series of tests, the results of which caused me to be put under the knife, again (loyal readers, you may remember reading about a similar prior event).
This time, however, the procedure was a little more complicated and I suffered terrible pains post-op.
Just this morning, I needed to go back to the doctor's to follow-up on a side effect from my prior procedure. I was loaded up with more pills (you loyal fans understand my reference) and sent home with the clearance to report back to duty. Then, if my problem has not improved in two weeks, I may have to go back in, again.
Rest assured that despite all my troubles and suffering, I look fantastic and feel like a puppy, but these ailments are unusual to me as I am what is normally known as perfect. I'm a little shaken up by all that has happened and am reconsidering risking the constant hounding of the puparazzi to receive treatment at my trusted Blum Hospital.
Yours truly,
Sweetie P.
I feel it is my duty to confess about an unfortunate situation. Since I have been transported to this secret and undisclosed location, I have had to make several visits to the doctor's office. While I confidently report that as of today I am in tip top shape, since I arrived here, that has not always been the case. In the middle of November, I had to undergo a series of tests, the results of which caused me to be put under the knife, again (loyal readers, you may remember reading about a similar prior event).
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| The mark of the tests. |
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| Poor little me recovering. |
Rest assured that despite all my troubles and suffering, I look fantastic and feel like a puppy, but these ailments are unusual to me as I am what is normally known as perfect. I'm a little shaken up by all that has happened and am reconsidering risking the constant hounding of the puparazzi to receive treatment at my trusted Blum Hospital.
Yours truly,
Sweetie P.
Saturday, January 5, 2013
The Night the Earth did not Stand Still
Dear Readers,
I'm letting you all know that I survived the earthquake unharmed. Last night I was enjoying some quality time with my people when I felt the earth move. I did not appreciate that sensation, but I was not completely surprised by this act of nature as my keen senses had given me some indication that something bizarre was going to happen.
Once I was able to assess the situation, I readied myself for the inevitable call for a search and rescue mission. Fortunately, the earthquake did not cause any severe damage here and no one went missing. For the time being, my services have not been needed, although I did receive many requests for a visit. People knew that one look at my pretty, little face and fabulous figure would help to soothe any residual anxiety and fear. However, since it was the middle of night, I decided not to tromp out into the snow and instead I would let them long to see me. Sometimes hope is enough to keep people going.
You can read the article I've provided if you want more information on this experience.
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/06/us/alaska-earthquake.html?_r=0
http://nyti.ms/UvD0FL
Ta ta,
Sweetie P.
P.S. I think I have a new boyfriend!
I'm letting you all know that I survived the earthquake unharmed. Last night I was enjoying some quality time with my people when I felt the earth move. I did not appreciate that sensation, but I was not completely surprised by this act of nature as my keen senses had given me some indication that something bizarre was going to happen.
Once I was able to assess the situation, I readied myself for the inevitable call for a search and rescue mission. Fortunately, the earthquake did not cause any severe damage here and no one went missing. For the time being, my services have not been needed, although I did receive many requests for a visit. People knew that one look at my pretty, little face and fabulous figure would help to soothe any residual anxiety and fear. However, since it was the middle of night, I decided not to tromp out into the snow and instead I would let them long to see me. Sometimes hope is enough to keep people going.
You can read the article I've provided if you want more information on this experience.
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/06/us/alaska-earthquake.html?_r=0
http://nyti.ms/UvD0FL
Ta ta,
Sweetie P.
P.S. I think I have a new boyfriend!
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