Pardon me! This is Sweetie P. Clark addressing you for this very important announcement. I have noticed that only one of my avid fans has opted to follow me. After years of hearing, "Sweetie do this. Sweetie do that. Sweetie tell me about your boyfriends. Sweetie, how are you so pretty? Sweetie, how are you so brave? Sweetie, how are you so smart? Sweetie, how do you know all these things?" I simply cannot understand the inability to give me some simple indication that you are listening to my words of wisdom and delightful tales, all of which I am doing for my fans. This is not proper and it's just not right. And I don't really like it. I kindly request some activity on your part.
Thank you very much!
Sweetie P.
P.S. Do you think I'm pretty?
Sunday, July 31, 2011
Saturday, July 30, 2011
What I want
Darlings,
I'm a girl who knows what I want. I want what I want and I like what I like. I don't make excuses or apologies for my select preferences. If I don't want it, I don't want it. I if I don't like it, I don't like it. I can always change my mind- if I want to.
The following is an abridged list of things I want and like:
I'm a girl who knows what I want. I want what I want and I like what I like. I don't make excuses or apologies for my select preferences. If I don't want it, I don't want it. I if I don't like it, I don't like it. I can always change my mind- if I want to.
The following is an abridged list of things I want and like:
- walks
- naps
- ham
- sausage
- salmon
- certain people
- responsibilities
- proper procedure
This is all the information that I can reveal for now. I have my responsibilities to tend to today and I shan't spare a minute more in this conversation. If you will kindly excuse me, I will be sure to share more of my likes, as well as my dislikes, in upcoming sessions.
Ta Ta, darlings,
Sweetie P.
P.S. Do you think I'm pretty?
P.P. S. I am sooooooo pretty!
Friday, July 29, 2011
My beautiful fur coat
Darlings,
I like to look good every time I step out the door, take a nap, eat, stretch, catch my stunning reflection in a window, you get the picture. I always look my best.
My go-to ensemble is a beautiful fur coat. It's a one of a kind, original design, unable to be duplicated, though I have seen laughable knock-offs. Some may wonder how I could afford an item such as this. I didn't; it was a gift. A designer noticed me one afternoon long ago as I was strolling by Sacre Coeur. He said he must create a masterpiece for me, all I had to do was show up at his place later that night. I was a little leery of him at first, as rightly a girl should be, but since I love adventure, I accepted his request. I was a nobody (if you can believe that) before the single dark, drizzly night long ago when I cautiously made my way to the back entrance his fashion house. After an evening filled with fittings and fabulousness, I donned the fur coat, the photographer snapped photos, somebody "leaked" them, and, well, I became a somebody.
I still absolutely love the fur coat. I wear it all the time and refuse to take it off. Since it was designed for me, it fits perfectly and I refuse to wear less than the best. It keeps me warm in the winter and I can run about town without fear of freezing. I don't particularly like to get my coat wet, so I try to avoid water. When it looks good (and it always does), I prefer to keep wearing. If I get a little stinky, it's a good stinky and I wear my coat as is. As long as I can help it.
Darlings, what I'm saying to you is find something that looks good on you and wear it all the time. A stellar signature look is priceless. Once you find the piece that is truly right for you, live in it.
Yours truly, darlings,
Sweetie P.
P.S. Do you think I'm pretty?
P.P. S. I am sooooooooo pretty!
I like to look good every time I step out the door, take a nap, eat, stretch, catch my stunning reflection in a window, you get the picture. I always look my best.
My go-to ensemble is a beautiful fur coat. It's a one of a kind, original design, unable to be duplicated, though I have seen laughable knock-offs. Some may wonder how I could afford an item such as this. I didn't; it was a gift. A designer noticed me one afternoon long ago as I was strolling by Sacre Coeur. He said he must create a masterpiece for me, all I had to do was show up at his place later that night. I was a little leery of him at first, as rightly a girl should be, but since I love adventure, I accepted his request. I was a nobody (if you can believe that) before the single dark, drizzly night long ago when I cautiously made my way to the back entrance his fashion house. After an evening filled with fittings and fabulousness, I donned the fur coat, the photographer snapped photos, somebody "leaked" them, and, well, I became a somebody.
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| Notice my coat's exquisite array of colors and textures. |
I still absolutely love the fur coat. I wear it all the time and refuse to take it off. Since it was designed for me, it fits perfectly and I refuse to wear less than the best. It keeps me warm in the winter and I can run about town without fear of freezing. I don't particularly like to get my coat wet, so I try to avoid water. When it looks good (and it always does), I prefer to keep wearing. If I get a little stinky, it's a good stinky and I wear my coat as is. As long as I can help it.
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| I thought you might like to see another perspective. My fluffy tail offsets the sharper lines around my face (remember my mustache) and my wings on my arms give me a little flair. |
Darlings, what I'm saying to you is find something that looks good on you and wear it all the time. A stellar signature look is priceless. Once you find the piece that is truly right for you, live in it.
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Yours truly, darlings,
Sweetie P.
P.S. Do you think I'm pretty?
P.P. S. I am sooooooooo pretty!
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Never underestimate the power of a well-groomed mustache
Darlings,
Let's face it. Some of us have more hair on our faces than others. Unfortunately, many a lady seems not to know what to do with the abundance. Strangely, I've seen gals try to camouflage it or get rid of it all together. What a mistake! As a fellow beauty queen, I say, work it girl! A mustache is one of the greatest signs of beauty a girl can ever possibly have.
However, it is important to remember that even though we were fortunate to be born with fury faces, we're still going to have to put a little work into our beauty regimen. Never, I repeat never, underestimate the power of a well-groomed mustache. The male species can't help but look twice when he sees a pretty girl displaying a hairy lip. We are irresistible. I like to keep mine clean, dark, and neat. I don't shape the mustache into anything trendy or extravagant as I want to use it to draw attention to my lips and white teeth. Lately, I've been working a few white whiskers on either side of my mustache as an accent. I have found that the whole look really works to frame my face and define my features. It adds a sense of elegance to my overall presentation. The mustache makes me look like royalty (which I am).
This is a good picture because you can see how sharp my mustache looks. It does not get washed out in the artificial light. Notice the medallion hanging around my neck. I'll talk about that another time.
I like this image because you can see my beautiful whiskers. The look really works.
Finally, my mustache works outside, too. Notice that for this image, I have refrained from smiling. Just 'cause I'm a girl doesn't mean I have to smile all the time. Sometimes I prefer to show the more stately, dignified side of myself.
I hope these pictures have convinced you of the power of a well-groomed mustache. If you haven't got one, don't give up hope yet. It may grow in one day, when you least expect it.
Thank you very kindly.
Your truly, darlings,
Sweetie P.
P.S. Do you think I'm pretty?
P.P.S. I am soooooooo pretty!
Let's face it. Some of us have more hair on our faces than others. Unfortunately, many a lady seems not to know what to do with the abundance. Strangely, I've seen gals try to camouflage it or get rid of it all together. What a mistake! As a fellow beauty queen, I say, work it girl! A mustache is one of the greatest signs of beauty a girl can ever possibly have.
However, it is important to remember that even though we were fortunate to be born with fury faces, we're still going to have to put a little work into our beauty regimen. Never, I repeat never, underestimate the power of a well-groomed mustache. The male species can't help but look twice when he sees a pretty girl displaying a hairy lip. We are irresistible. I like to keep mine clean, dark, and neat. I don't shape the mustache into anything trendy or extravagant as I want to use it to draw attention to my lips and white teeth. Lately, I've been working a few white whiskers on either side of my mustache as an accent. I have found that the whole look really works to frame my face and define my features. It adds a sense of elegance to my overall presentation. The mustache makes me look like royalty (which I am).
This is a good picture because you can see how sharp my mustache looks. It does not get washed out in the artificial light. Notice the medallion hanging around my neck. I'll talk about that another time.
Finally, my mustache works outside, too. Notice that for this image, I have refrained from smiling. Just 'cause I'm a girl doesn't mean I have to smile all the time. Sometimes I prefer to show the more stately, dignified side of myself.
I hope these pictures have convinced you of the power of a well-groomed mustache. If you haven't got one, don't give up hope yet. It may grow in one day, when you least expect it.
Thank you very kindly.
Your truly, darlings,
Sweetie P.
P.S. Do you think I'm pretty?
P.P.S. I am soooooooo pretty!
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Pardon me, it's Sweetie P!
Well, pardon me! This is Sweetie P. Clark at your service, ready and willing to give you all the advice and tips you could possibly need on fashion, beauty, love, and common sense. I have lived around the globe and have lots of thrilling tales to tell about my romances- there's been quite a few!- and adventures. I really think you are going to absolutely love learning all about me and you may even want to try living your life with the same grace and decorum as me. It is my pleasure to introduce myself to you. It is your privilege to read my blogs. Thank you kindly.
Yours truly, darlings,
Sweetie P.
P.S. Do you think I'm pretty?
P.P.S. I am sooooooo pretty!
Yours truly, darlings,
Sweetie P.
P.S. Do you think I'm pretty?
P.P.S. I am sooooooo pretty!
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